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[drunkoffthestars]

Because my life needs more good WTF moments:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I bought porn for iulia_linnea (-10 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I gave pippinmctaggart a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been nice (1690 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, clare_san

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Benevolent dictatorship? Go me? Also, I totally deserve more than 1 point for eating my brussel sprouts. because ICK!

Also, dacey posted the best funniest picture of Victoria's Secret models "modeling" their thongs with Giant Bows over their asses. No, I do not know why this is so funny.