"It isn't really anywhere, it's somewhere else instead!"

I always thought that was the coolest thing, and then spent a while sitting on the middle-most stair.

I have to go see if the internet can give these to me, now. I need to read about the bears standing around corners waiting to eat people. And the changing of the guard! "A soldiers life is terrible hard / says Alice" And the one about the King and his marmalade! *dives into internet*