Okay so...did I ever tell you guys about that one time at the MCR show on my birthday this year Frank did a little stagedive and landed on my head? No, I don't think I told about that. Well.....let's just say that it was amazing. I am short...and I held his wee entirety on my bodily person. One hand on his exposed sweaty belly...the only migrating from ass to crotch (accidentally OF COURSE!). Oh, happy birthday to ME!

I want to read this shoe story. Someone needs to get on that.

Mmmmm, THE BUTCHER!